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[Video] Ask Wan Shi Tong - Volume 1
[True to his word, all of Luceti will be greeted today with a view of the resident library owl.]
Greetings Luceti. It is the end of the month, and thus time for the first session of my advice column, Ask Wan Shi Tong. I have received three questions and I will address each one of them.
The first one is as follows:
Great Wan Shi Tong,
Can you please tell me how to craft a gracious and sincere apology?
Oh wait, never mind.
You don't know how.
Sincerely-
A concerned Lucetian.
[There is a moment's pause before he decides to answer.]
Despite the snide remark, I must admit that I am not accustomed to issuing apologies. I am usually not required to do so, especially in instances where I can not remember what took place. I am sorry that it was not satisfactory for you.
Moving on. The second question is this:
Dear Mr. Owl,
I am curious as to how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Sincerely,
Mr.W
[Wan Shi Tong is deadpan as ever as he addresses this particular question.]
Let's find out, shall we?
[And now the view pans over to where an unwrapped Tootsie Pop from the grocery has been set up so that it is suspended. Wan Shi Tong's Knowledge Seeker then coming into view as he walks over and sits beside it.]
My Knowledge Seeker will be the one to test this. I will count.
[With that said, the fox begins to take one lick of the candy at a time.]
One... Two... Three...
[This continues for some time.]
One hundred and ninety five... One hundred and ninety six... One hundred and ninety seven... Ah... it seems that the center has been reached. There you have it. One hundred and ninety seven licks precisely.
[The view then turns back to Wan Shi Tong himself.]
And the final question is this:
Dear Wan Shi Tong,
I have heard you are quite a knowledgeable spirit, and some might consider this a bit embarrassing but...how do you get someone you care about to commit?
[There is a blink of his large dark eyes.]
Clearly the best option is to discuss this with the person in question and establish a deadline. If your partner does not wish to commit in the set amount of time, it would be best to move on.
[There is a pause.]
That is all the questions I have. I hope my answers have been satisfactory. I will continue with another session at the end of next month. Until then, you may continue to submit your questions.
That is all.
[And with that, the feed ends.]
Greetings Luceti. It is the end of the month, and thus time for the first session of my advice column, Ask Wan Shi Tong. I have received three questions and I will address each one of them.
The first one is as follows:
Great Wan Shi Tong,
Can you please tell me how to craft a gracious and sincere apology?
Oh wait, never mind.
You don't know how.
Sincerely-
A concerned Lucetian.
[There is a moment's pause before he decides to answer.]
Despite the snide remark, I must admit that I am not accustomed to issuing apologies. I am usually not required to do so, especially in instances where I can not remember what took place. I am sorry that it was not satisfactory for you.
Moving on. The second question is this:
Dear Mr. Owl,
I am curious as to how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Sincerely,
Mr.W
[Wan Shi Tong is deadpan as ever as he addresses this particular question.]
Let's find out, shall we?
[And now the view pans over to where an unwrapped Tootsie Pop from the grocery has been set up so that it is suspended. Wan Shi Tong's Knowledge Seeker then coming into view as he walks over and sits beside it.]
My Knowledge Seeker will be the one to test this. I will count.
[With that said, the fox begins to take one lick of the candy at a time.]
One... Two... Three...
[This continues for some time.]
One hundred and ninety five... One hundred and ninety six... One hundred and ninety seven... Ah... it seems that the center has been reached. There you have it. One hundred and ninety seven licks precisely.
[The view then turns back to Wan Shi Tong himself.]
And the final question is this:
Dear Wan Shi Tong,
I have heard you are quite a knowledgeable spirit, and some might consider this a bit embarrassing but...how do you get someone you care about to commit?
[There is a blink of his large dark eyes.]
Clearly the best option is to discuss this with the person in question and establish a deadline. If your partner does not wish to commit in the set amount of time, it would be best to move on.
[There is a pause.]
That is all the questions I have. I hope my answers have been satisfactory. I will continue with another session at the end of next month. Until then, you may continue to submit your questions.
That is all.
[And with that, the feed ends.]