knowitowl: (YARLY)
Wan Shi Tong ([personal profile] knowitowl) wrote2014-04-23 10:05 am

Chapter One - The Library Dictator [Video]

[Now that things seem to have gone back to relative normalcy here in the land of Luceti, Wan Shi Tong decides that it is time to introduce himself to the community. Thus there will be a video feed of a very tall owl as he stands over his journal.]

Greetings citizens of Luceti, I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows ten thousand things.

Due to my abduction from my own world and library, I have commandeered the one within this village. I will be the sole authority of the collection from this point on, and as such, there are a few new rules.

First of all, anyone who wishes to use the library must first offer new knowledge to add to the collection.

Secondly, none of the material within can be used for malicious intent. There is no exception to this. I do not care how noble your cause may be, whether it is against each other or our captors here.

Finally, I will no longer allow any materials to be removed from the building.

If these rules are not followed, there will be consequences.

Also, in regards to the last rule, all outstanding books and media must be returned for inventory. If you do not comply, I will send my assistants to retrieve them.

That is all.

[And with that the feed will end.]
misterbrief: (You're out of your mind.)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...

['not already covered in the library']

Well, I don't know what's covered in the library! Do I look like a nerd to you?
misterbrief: (you're lying)

[personal profile] misterbrief 2014-04-27 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. But I won't be spending hours on end trying to figure out what's already there. Until then, owl.

[And he goes away, closing his journal. Darn owl, getting him to agree to something like that. Who does he think he is! And he grumbles a little afterwards, cursing himself for letting himself be at the mercy to some owl to keep his auto-biography out of the wrong hands.

Atta boy Wan Shi Tong!]