[There is a bit of static and he appears to be trudging through a cave currently]

Uh, candy is delicious point one. You get to dress up in cool costumes, or like funny ones, point two. There are girls wearing sexy costumes, point three.

[It buzzes out for a moment before coming back in]

I mean, that is seriously awesome, who could even argue?

Anyway, you also have license to scare people and take their candy if they don't have a good enough grip on it... that alone is totally awesome.