I can understand and respect your reasonings, in some ways. [He tries to speak as respectfully as he can.] But... I don't think you're used to the situation here. There's not a lot of us here, and we're all in a small amount of space. It's... it's a lot easier to keep people from hurting each other and misusing things. Not to mention that... There's a lot of books here that are harmless.

[Or perhaps that copy of The Cat in The Hat will usher in the next bloody war.]