That's not how it works. With field guides, you take them out into the field, and they're your guide. That's the whole point. We hardly even have plants where I grew up, I need to use them. I'm trying to help with food production. I'm not actually going to eat it if I don't know what it is.

[Sigh.]

Okay, how about this--back home, there's this guy named Andersen, who's missing a leg. It's all puckered, and when he does this thing with his muscles, it kind of makes a whistling noise, and we call him Whistling Andersen.